Not Me Monday

This week, I did not yell a stream of curses at the computer three four times while the girls were in the room.

I did not forget to feed the cat for three days in a row. (And before you animal lovers start sending me hate mail, The Knight always remembers to pick up my slack and feed the cat. So no, she didn't starve).

I did not take off The Guppy's diaper and let her walk around with a bare heiny because I was too lazy to walk upstairs to get a new diaper. (Trust me, I paid for that one. Twice.)

I did not eat six chocolate chip cookies while at a cookout.

I did not lose a library book and I did not tear the house apart trying to find it. And I did not go to the library without it and I did not glare at the checkout librarian when she cheerfully rattled off my late fees.

I did not skip over The Knight's turn on our Netflix queue because I absolutely cannot wait another day to see this movie.

I did not throw away our tax check. Yeah, that was a big one.

And finally, I did not tell The Mermaid that the sprinkler was broken because I wanted to avoid sitting outside in the heat.

I rock.

Not Me Monday